just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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