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  • 122 54
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jun 20, 10 at 3:58pm
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    Cum up the nose. I love college. That high. I puked on the dog.

    • 57 56
      Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 20, 10 at 10:41pm
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      Still drunk. Must have been a good night.

    • 48 46
      Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 21, 10 at 10:02am
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      Thats. Right. So. True.

  • 117 58
    Submitted by rossturner on Jun 20, 10 at 3:30pm
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    just be glad he didn't kill you.

  • 109 72
    Submitted by ferretpants on Jun 20, 10 at 6:47pm
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    So the captain couldn't control his semen??

    • 18 20
      Submitted by jtb245 on Feb 17, 12 at 5:56am
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      or he had great control. he shoots he scores.

  • 84 68
    Submitted by maskedman on Jun 20, 10 at 4:13pm
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    I know there have been a few "cum up the nose" references on here lately, but in TFLN defense I got the idea to cum up my wife's nose from reading that first text about cumming up someone's nose. So, maybe a lot of people got the same idea and decided to send in texts about it. \n\nAlso, my wife just decided to divorce me.

  • 74 52
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 20, 10 at 3:09pm
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    I think I've seen this before... Oh yeah, http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-7221.html

  • 58 37
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 21, 10 at 10:01am
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    I get the feeling that these "texts" are all from the same little 13 year old kid.

  • 65 54
    Submitted by AnonymousBacon on Jun 20, 10 at 3:06pm
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    High expectations will leave you disappointed, be glad it wasn't your eyes.

  • 69 64
    Submitted by yeaaaah on Jun 20, 10 at 3:41pm
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    i can't even count all of the "cum up the nose" texts i've seen lately.

  • 61 53
    Submitted by explosivejoseph on Jun 20, 10 at 5:24pm
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    Lax bro!

  • 56 44
    Submitted by Clockwork on Jun 21, 10 at 12:03pm
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    JJdoggie knows what's up neeyukka

  • 61 66
    Submitted by anonymouse1 on Jun 20, 10 at 7:58pm
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    If you'd just swallow...

  • 58 62
    Submitted by shellybells on Jun 20, 10 at 3:31pm
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    hhaahaany massachusetts boy will leave u disappointed :p unless ur lucky lol

  • 45 39
    Submitted by Frieghtrain on Jun 21, 10 at 2:57pm
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    Your lucky he didn't slap check you haha

  • 54 61
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 5:44pm
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    Did your nose get prego?

  • 47 57
    Submitted by TNBCfangirl on Jul 7, 10 at 4:10pm
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    That's nothing. Last time I gave a bj, he had his dick so far in my mouth that when he finished, cum came OUT my nose.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by flotowngolfer on Jun 20, 10 at 3:14pm
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    It happens more often than you'd imagine.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by footballplayer on Jun 21, 10 at 1:06am
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    I sure hope it wasnt from the captain of the WOMEN'S lacrosse team...

  • 58 86
    Submitted by caretaker22 on Jun 20, 10 at 3:38pm
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    Is he on the Duke lacrosse team? Did he have non-consensual intercourse with your anus prior to blowing a wad up your nose?

  • 49 69
    Submitted by jenjendenise on Jun 20, 10 at 3:23pm
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    Hahahahaa

  • 42 61
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 21, 10 at 5:55am
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    At lest he did make you an Angry Dragon!

  • 39 55
    Submitted by dubbydubs on Jun 20, 10 at 7:51pm
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    cause you were that high.