She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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