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  • 63 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:09pm

    Why don't you cry a lil more 8:04

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:31pm

    the american apparel girl needs some bigger titties stat

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:32pm

    Y does everyone on a texting site bitch about spelling shorthand and crossing all ur t's this isn't a resume'

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:49am

    you should have called her out and asked her to prove it. You big pussy!

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:23am

    10:26 will never get laid

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:11pm

    Maybe you need to send better texts, 8:04. 'Ur cute!' and 'i'm so drunk' probably won't make the cut.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:31pm

    Joker u got them from ur mom when she tried to abort u Fuck You

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:34am

    Charles Rutherford thinks she sings Karaoke "dude looks like a Lady-Boy"

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:07pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because she was a pretend doctor who considered herself so good at sexual relations that he would have an erection forever! -Jeff

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:46pm

    Oh I get it! For Halloween the girl dressed up like a medical practitioner and after she was done examining him sexually, his erection would never go away! --Jeff

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:18am

    You wanna know how I got these cigars? -The Penguin

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:10pm

    Charles Rutherford believes when ur done u will have "fire in the hole"!

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:58pm

    hahhahaha killer line

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:48pm

    This site has PermaJeff, it's just as annoying.

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:06am

    "And the Lord God sayeth, 'She will take your temperature rectally with her meat thermometer. Dude looks like a LADY." -Jesus "187" Christ

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:26pm

    Y u be hatin on Jeff man? He ain't done notin but tell u sluts what da fuck is goin on mann

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:26pm

    10:10 is an insecure whore who's parents cut her off from the trust fund, sorry sweetie but it's time to grow up

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:45pm

    wanna know something funny? when i originally sent this text, it was to my friend jeff hahahah -spike

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:27pm

    fake jeff, atleast get it right if you're going to mock real jeff

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:46am

    Rutherford pays ladyboys for sex.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:36pm

    Get on that is all that needs to be said

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:10pm

    damn all these trolls are so upset by jeffs success, first they try copying him then they mock him now they are cursing him... anything for a little bit of acknowledgment

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:26pm

    Does anyone else want to fuck the lace body suit American Apparel girl just for shits and giggles?

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:23pm

    8:04 I feel ya man, I've only ever had 1 posted of the 12 I sent

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:32am

    Hahaha I love Jeff!

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:24pm

    i send 10 a day... only 7 of mine have been posted

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:31pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:04pm

    I never get my TFLN's posted on here it's annoying I've sent about 7 and none hav them have been posted

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:52pm

    9:26, yeah if she's lesbian too!

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:06pm

    8.04 me either, sent in at least 10 and none have been used.

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:27pm

    Fuck all yall nlggercunts

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:21am

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:55pm

    I'm rick James bitch

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:13pm

    8:11, Of course they won't make it, since they actually make sense

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:42pm

    Oh I get it! I am a fuckin douchebag that needs to get a life and maybe lose my virginity rather than posting the most obvious shit on this website..... --Jeff

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:36pm

    jeff, honey, you're slacking, where are you?

  • 27 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:12am

    permaboner= priapism (what a terrible costume--she wasn't even in character!)

  • 29 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:48pm

    She was a hoe fo sho Sean