Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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