Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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