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  • Submitted by said8ED on Oct 20, 10 at 11:52am

    My goal is to masturbate without thinking about myself.

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    Submitted by ssimkins89 on Oct 20, 10 at 10:29am

    So then use a fat d.ildo instead of a pencil

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    Submitted by Keefcurl on Oct 20, 10 at 10:43am

    ProTipz: Watch/read pornogaphic material.

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    Submitted by 1n1_4now on Oct 20, 10 at 10:31am

    OP could have been a dude, if so your comments are a little off.

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    Submitted by niceman on Oct 20, 10 at 5:48pm

    I think about my current girlfriend's feet

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    Submitted by MADISONBH on Oct 20, 10 at 10:18am

    First 

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 20, 10 at 10:27am

    Think about me and my hands sliding up your sides and caressing your creamy soft skin. My fingers encircle your perky tits as I nibble softly on your ear. As I stand behind you, you can feel my bulge grow against your tight round ass...

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      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 20, 10 at 11:53am

      Dude, it's a dude. :D

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      Submitted by Nightshade on Oct 20, 10 at 7:41pm

      Well, even if you fail as a commenter if it's a guy. You could probably get a job writing smut.

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      Submitted by rembrant on Oct 21, 10 at 7:04am

      Even so Mr Numbers...gonna be thinking about my ex seeing as I don't know you. (I'm not the original poster, but I understand how he/she feels).