they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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