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  • Submitted by 69_Charger on Apr 27, 10 at 1:41pm

    What? Make a wish blow on it then share it with friends and family? ...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 3:44pm

    So she only wants it eaten once a year, and you have to share it with all your relatives?

  • Submitted by Dumdum on Apr 27, 10 at 2:06pm

    Even funnier will be if she has kids, the person delivering her will be like WTF?

    • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 27, 10 at 2:19pm

      I know enough doctors to know that, no matter how weird something may be, the doctor has always seen weirder.

  • Submitted by JackBerton on Apr 27, 10 at 2:01pm

    I'd have to stop, always been more of a Pie person myself.

  • Submitted by TheTofurkey on Apr 27, 10 at 1:29pm

    I'm sure her tattoo artist had fun with that one.

  • Submitted by NCA on Apr 27, 10 at 2:05pm

    That's gonna look great after a few kids.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 27, 10 at 9:48pm

    "Today, I found out my boyfriend has a tattoo on his inner thigh that says 'Swallow it' as I was giving him some oral delight. Total mood killer. FML" I think they should be together.

  • Submitted by CsM on Apr 27, 10 at 1:29pm

    With frosting and ice cream?

  • Submitted by elgin on Apr 27, 10 at 7:38pm

    Yeah I'd put that cake back in the fridge

  • Submitted by jax131 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:31pm

    That's sexy as hell

  • Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Apr 27, 10 at 4:03pm

    In soviet Russia birthday cake eats you

  • Submitted by wrestle614 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:55pm

    Lol ahh our nations capital.

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      Submitted by bleepbloop on May 4, 10 at 1:17pm

      no, that would be 202.

  • Submitted by stdmatching on Apr 28, 10 at 12:36am

    Find Chloe1023 at http://sexysinglesfinder.bravehost.com . Find your soulmate here!

  • Submitted by musicman11 on May 9, 10 at 12:12am

    Yeah... This was an FML

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 27, 10 at 1:39pm

    Ahhahahaah thatsss silly

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    Submitted by aussie69 on Apr 27, 10 at 6:57pm

    Hmmm sounds like a blow job post from a little while ago

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    Submitted by pamelamess on Apr 28, 10 at 6:07am

    my friend has one like that excited hers has boxing gloves and reads "hit it like a champ."

  • Submitted by pooperscooper on Apr 27, 10 at 2:15pm

    Bet she'll regret that when she's 60 years old

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      Submitted by everybodylies on Apr 27, 10 at 6:37pm

      I wouldn't.

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        Submitted by bsitz on Apr 28, 10 at 8:44am

        Who besides her man will see that when shes 60+? Have fun while you're young....just dont go and do something stupid like getting one on your face

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    Submitted by stayclassy on Apr 27, 10 at 7:17pm

    if that doesnt scream im a stripper i dont know what does

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    Submitted by lolocaust on Apr 27, 10 at 1:54pm

    I like it.

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    Submitted by PissOff on May 5, 10 at 6:17pm

    Eat it while u can, cause I think ur grandpas goin in for some cake right about now.

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    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 27, 10 at 8:24pm

    Oh shit the soviet russia fucker is back

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    Submitted by jprincess on May 3, 10 at 8:39pm

    That quote is t- shirt worthy- Explanation not necessary

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    Submitted by 5643 on Apr 27, 10 at 8:50pm

    This is the same as one from a few days ago where a guy had "swallow it". LAME

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    Submitted by abcdefgHI on Apr 28, 10 at 1:19am

    This is one of the best tattos over ever heard of. Wow this girl rules

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    Submitted by Dr_Strangeglove on May 24, 10 at 6:36am

    What's this obsession with it being fake? It's TFLN, not exactly a reliable source of truth, and certainly not meant to be.

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    Submitted by Trina on May 19, 10 at 6:30am

    Must be s redhead. Blow out the candles first!

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    Submitted by jgood614 on Apr 27, 10 at 4:44pm

    Hey hershel, shut the fuck up

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      Submitted by rickfantastic on Apr 27, 10 at 9:28pm

      Yeah! People that make valid points are fags.

    • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 28, 10 at 12:04am

      Oh, please, do you really think there's any chance of that happening?

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    Submitted by duchess9678 on Apr 27, 10 at 4:59pm

    Savor it's sweetness

  • 78 81
    Submitted by smc80 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:33am

    Prove it!

  • 84 93
    Submitted by goofygirl76 on Apr 28, 10 at 1:31am

    Fake

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Apr 27, 10 at 8:06pm

    Hey! Where's the cream filling?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 3:45pm

    Cookie Puss! Yay!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 3:28am

    Badass

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    Submitted by smellmyfakelegs on Apr 27, 10 at 2:43pm

    Another inner thigh tat one. Get it right on it

  • Submitted by burnquist764 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:57pm

    This is fake, there was an fml about a girl going down on a guy an his inner thigh tattoo said "swallow it".

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 27, 10 at 2:17pm

      So what you're saying is that two people, somewhere in the world, happened to have had similar ideas for sex-joke tattoos? I simply refuse to believe it.

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    Submitted by notTexan on Apr 28, 10 at 12:44am

    Stick twenty one candles in it and light them and then forget to blow them out because you're blackout drunk

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 11:40pm

    That is fuckin awesome... Hahah 9:48 I'm getting that shit

  • Submitted by mparker on Apr 27, 10 at 1:53pm

    Sooooooo fake!!

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    Submitted by sexyrussianchick on Apr 28, 10 at 6:14am

    I would get that ;)

  • Submitted by kcos194 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:31pm

    Fakeeeeee

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    Submitted by Lindsey_FSU on Apr 28, 10 at 9:09pm

    How many candles were sticking out of it?

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    Submitted by anonomys on Apr 28, 10 at 4:03pm

    so if i said my friend had a cross tattoo on his back would u say i was lying because one time you saw someone else with a cross tattoo on their back???

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    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 15, 10 at 12:21pm

    Stay classy, northern Virginia.

  • Submitted by blinkme on Apr 27, 10 at 1:26pm

    What a slut hahaha

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 27, 10 at 1:52pm

      And yet if a guy had a tat saying "Suck it like a popsicle", you'd probably be the first to congratulate him.

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        Submitted by dbsmith on Apr 27, 10 at 2:00pm

        Yet he would still be a man-slut and you wouldn't have any respect for him either. I can see a girl doing this before a guy.

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          Submitted by Herschel on Apr 27, 10 at 2:16pm

          I don't lose respect for people because they like sex. I like sex, I'm hardly going to criticize it in others. As long as the sex is safe, consensual, and you're not fucking around behind anyone's back, do whatever you like.

          • Submitted by dbsmith on Apr 27, 10 at 2:48pm

            My response was directed to where you pointed out the double standards that often surround sexual activity. I don't believe it applies in this case, so the respect portion was only my assumption that you didn't have respect for promiscuous men AND women.

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    Submitted by heymeghann on Apr 28, 10 at 8:39pm

    HAHAHAHA Keepin' it classy, NOVA.

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    Submitted by shedenvy on Apr 30, 10 at 3:05am

    Mom?

  • Submitted by yo_kid on Apr 27, 10 at 11:55pm

    I think I know that ho

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    Submitted by hesbigshesquirts on Apr 29, 10 at 1:31am

    We want to eat(meet) her!

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    Submitted by kisforkim on Apr 28, 10 at 3:23am

    Can I just say classy!

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    Submitted by ONE_HUNG_LOW on Apr 28, 10 at 2:56pm

    Wrestle: our nations capitol is in DC. DC's area code is 2O2... 7O3 is Virginia which is next to DC but not the capitol. Stupid idiot...

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      Submitted by talldancer400 on Apr 29, 10 at 7:43pm

      most people from the 703 spend so much time in DC that we consider ourselves to live in DC. and some people in DC have the 703 area code because they used to live there. YOU're smart.

  • Submitted by Maverick67 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:31pm

    Fake

  • Submitted by abaylie on Apr 27, 10 at 7:31pm

    It's really likely that two people have minds that think this similar, most peoples minds aren't that different from others

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    Submitted by imogencookie on Jun 25, 10 at 11:43am

    Amazing!!

  • Submitted by Buckley2050 on Apr 27, 10 at 3:02pm

    Yeah this is a fake

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    Submitted by baseballbuddy91 on Jan 13, 11 at 10:00pm

    I want my girl to have that!

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    Submitted by thereper3603 on Feb 9, 11 at 11:31pm

    This girl from Edmonton had the same one!!

  • Submitted by tesla on Apr 29, 10 at 12:27am

    Idk if that's awesome or strange

  • Submitted by musik_junkie on May 4, 10 at 11:13pm

    Lmao there's an FML like that but it's a guy and his says swallow it.

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    Submitted by fitbounce30 on Apr 28, 10 at 9:14am

    Right now it reads, " Eat it like birthday cake" after a few kids it run half way down her leg.

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    Submitted by digatalb77 on Apr 29, 10 at 10:26pm

    I love cake!!!

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    Submitted by IKEPODKING on May 6, 10 at 11:47pm

    Lmao @ 3:44

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    Submitted by bdubb624 on Mar 24, 12 at 4:30am

    Just get a $1 bill tarted above ur Vag reading "All you can eat and under a buck"

  • Submitted by crodriguez1 on Apr 27, 10 at 2:43pm

    Still here gave him gas to knock him out while they work on him I hate when theey do that cuz he gets a bad reaction to it he hers weird