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  • Submitted by eblmonkey on Dec 28, 10 at 4:41pm

    I am a sorostitute. I'm better than you and I know it. You can find me on campus in the SUV my daddy bought for me, rocking my Chanel sunglasses, North Face jacket, Nike Shox or Rainbow sandals. I never leave my sorority house without my letters somewhere on me.

  • Submitted by eblmonkey on Dec 28, 10 at 4:43pm

    I love Greek life and hate GDIs. I laugh at them with my sisters when we go out to the bars. I go out to the bars and drink not only on weekends, but on Wednesdays and Thursdays too. I sing loudly with the songs at the bars and I don't care if people stare; I know its just because they're jealous.

  • Submitted by eblmonkey on Dec 28, 10 at 4:47pm

    I date a fratdaddy. I don't care that he cheats on me with other sorostitutes because I cheat on him too. I take him to date parties and sorority events just to end up flirting with one of his frat brothers. I don't have a major. I take the easiest core classes I can find and do minimal amounts of work. I know that my degree won't matter anyway because I'm going to end up a trophy wife

  • Submitted by RyanM on Dec 28, 10 at 1:55pm

    Wait, which part? You being a sorostitute or your mom calling you out on it?

  • Submitted by eblmonkey on Dec 28, 10 at 4:46pm

    I spread rumors about other sororities on my campus. I call them sluts and cokeheads when in reality I know of several girls in my own house that do coke and sleep with tons of frat boys. Rush is the most important week of my life. I spend a week talking to girls who I would want wearing my letters.

  • Submitted by eblmonkey on Dec 28, 10 at 4:44pm

    I ignore the girls rushing who are ugly and fat. After we choose the group of pledges I haze them physically and emotionally. I yell at them and make them cry, I take them to frat houses and make them do embarassing things. After that, I will call them my sisters. Looks are all that matters to me. I spent money that was supposed to be for books on tanning and manicures. I have had plastic surgery.

  • Submitted by memphius on Dec 28, 10 at 2:40pm

    What the hell is a sorositute?

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    Submitted by jessiebrooke09 on Jan 4, 11 at 6:29am

    Wow.. This is def not totalfratmove.. Who the fuck cares how pathetic and worthless your kind are?

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    Submitted by loslocos on Dec 28, 10 at 3:34pm

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=sorostitute

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    Submitted by rooster92 on Dec 28, 10 at 8:20pm

    eblmonkey. so much yes.

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    Submitted by monicaluv on Dec 28, 10 at 11:05pm

    To monkey girl, your shit without your daddy...

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      Submitted by victorializbeth on Dec 29, 10 at 1:17am

      I believe you meant to say "YOU'RE shit without your daddy."\nBut I guess your degree doesn't really matter to you. You're just going to "end up a trophy wife."

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    Submitted by ursamajor65 on Dec 30, 10 at 1:35pm

    Ebl just made my day

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    Submitted by greek_goddess on Dec 29, 10 at 12:37pm

    ignore these gdis girl. we'll have the last laugh when they're making minimum wage their whole life

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    Submitted by memphius on Dec 28, 10 at 2:40pm

    What the hell is a sorositute?

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    Submitted by memphius on Dec 28, 10 at 2:40pm

    What the hell is a sorositute?

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    Submitted by Doctor_Rockso on Dec 28, 10 at 1:41pm

    I shall make that today's word of the day.

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    Submitted by jessiebrooke09 on Jan 4, 11 at 6:31am

    Sorostitute= sorority girl prostitute.. Also know as worthless

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    Submitted by ursamajor65 on Dec 30, 10 at 1:35pm

    Ebl just made my day

  • Submitted by phitillidie on Dec 28, 10 at 11:31pm

    shut the fuck up eblmonkey you gdi

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 28, 10 at 10:07pm

    It's just because you surpassed her. What? You thought she was always a churchgoer?

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    Submitted by LowDownZ on Apr 13, 12 at 7:31pm

    Eblmonkey just owned the entire Greek system. Cheers, that was dope. And the sad thing is, none of the Greek life can debunk what you've said, because it's true.

  • Submitted by jcouture4c on Dec 29, 10 at 2:55am

    obviously monkey is no sorostitute, bc this person has no class. A true southern sorostitute is a lady, not a c**t.