One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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