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  • 60 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:21am
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    That fun fact is bullshit.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:55am
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    i don't like beer, so that averages out :) now give me a bottle of rum, and it's all over.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:06am
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    yea..i dont drink beer. ive never even had one whole can..so there you go

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:55pm
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    BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, and stuff.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:38am
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    What's with this girls tan line in the AA ad?? so confused

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:46pm
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    10:55 here. i'm actually a stay-at-home mother and a wife, but thanks for the suggestion. i had no idea not liking beer made me a dirty whore.

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:36pm
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    over 36 beers per day for a whole year

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:33am
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    I can see this being someone I know 717!!

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:57pm
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    everyone who is talking about how much beer they can drink is a tool. Your only embarrassing yourself douche bags.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:26pm
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    now that we have drank some beer, let's go drive a car

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:50am
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    They see me firstin, they hatin

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:28pm
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    I did 175 on the river in 4 days how many is that for me?

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:35pm
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    Unless ur from Wisconsin it's triple that!!!

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:05pm
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    one of the few texts with actual replies. Cheers! Makes it seem real.

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:13am
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    I'm a skook... Every weekend I booze. Go around saying "yo derrr dude, can I can dip der bot?" the. I try to hit everygirl at the party who wants me.. Yea yeahhh love my life that's going nowhereeee!!!

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:21pm
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    Damn. For me that's only a few years! U only live once so why the fuck not? -Ese Lucky

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:16pm
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    I'm from the 570 and i've probably drank that many beers before i even turned 18

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:29pm
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    beer doesnt get me drunk..

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:05pm
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    Yeah dude...I'm sure you drank 13000 beers before you were 18. Also, that makes you really cool btw... I love how everyone thinks that these polls are done by just people who never went to college and people who don't have drinking problems...

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:34pm
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    I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk, weeeeeee!!!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:19pm
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    Lifetime?? Try this year.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:41am
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    i think i've had that many already and i'm not even 30 yet!

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:30pm
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    If you do the math based on someone who lives to 75 that's only four beers a week. This text disappoints

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Funk67 on Jun 20, 10 at 1:58am
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    So youre canadians right ?

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:32pm
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    wow... the OP's are sweet. no one cares

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:45pm
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    That's about a six pack each and every day for six years, or just under two cases a week. I would guess my current consumption is almost exactly that, plus the occasional bottle of wine and various cocktails/shots. I've been around that pace +/- for about 15 years and expect to continue for another 25, where cirrhosis will force a drastic life change. That's closer to 88 thousand beers. OPs are lightweights.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:01am
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    This is nothing. I'm well over 30,000 and in my 30s.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:53am
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    I'm guessing they don't go to Penn State

    • 36 50
      Submitted by 570000 on Jun 15, 10 at 4:53pm
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      oh funny story im the one who wrote this text and i go to penn state. this is a fact from enviornmental science.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:34pm
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    11:08 you're an asshole, go kill yourself.

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:08am
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    10:55 - your a dirty whore go kill yourself

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:28pm
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    Now let's go drink some BEEEEER!!!

  • 18 31
    Submitted by Freefallfrom10k on Apr 6, 11 at 4:16am
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    Let me guess..... Mansfield University?