I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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