Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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