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  • 69 43
    Submitted by Wurthlezg on Jul 29, 11 at 3:04pm
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    Was her name heather?

  • 73 56
    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Jul 29, 11 at 2:53pm
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    Definitions of smelt:\nto melt (ore) in order to separate the metal OR to refine (metal) by smelting\n\nI was not aware vaginas were capable of either

    • 30 29
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 29, 11 at 4:00pm
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      in his defense the stench probably could have smelt gold

      • 34 38
        Submitted by JarethCutestory on Jul 29, 11 at 11:31pm
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        ..and he didn't even say that it was a good smelter. Poor smelting is usually a turnoff

  • 51 46
    Submitted by gettinsum on Jul 29, 11 at 4:35pm
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    Hahaha good move, sir

  • 42 35
    Submitted by just_sayin80 on Jul 30, 11 at 2:34pm
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    That's horrible! Shame on her..... A woman should know better. Wash that shit regularly!

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 29, 11 at 7:46pm
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    Good excuse!

  • 42 43
    Submitted by RoffMain on Jul 29, 11 at 9:31pm
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    You deserved that for boning my Ex.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Jul 29, 11 at 3:36pm
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    That's what happens when you get 2$ hookers

  • 35 41
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 30, 11 at 9:48am
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    You should have just flipped her over and when in the back door.

  • 31 39
    Submitted by xbb2226 on Jul 30, 11 at 9:27am
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    ewwww

  • 33 43
    Submitted by keysroadking on Jul 29, 11 at 8:02pm
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    Been there done that!

  • 33 48
    Submitted by soccer360 on Jul 29, 11 at 2:51pm
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    Ouch..sorry dude. That is horrible.

  • 27 37
    Submitted by charles1996 on Aug 2, 11 at 11:44pm
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    Why were you so nice? Tell her like it is!!!!

  • 20 26
    Submitted by iDirtyDianaX on Aug 6, 11 at 11:03am
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    Ewwwwwwwwwwww\nThat's awful.

  • 20 31
    Submitted by Deezfunny on Aug 27, 11 at 1:44pm
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    Nice...

  • 25 41
    Submitted by mranita2010 on Aug 16, 11 at 8:20am
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    her name must of been angie landrum:)

  • 32 57
    Submitted by duhb1gd on Jul 29, 11 at 2:48pm
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    Sicc\nDnt look back

  • 41 82
    Submitted by gotemagain on Jul 30, 11 at 4:50am
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    Unfortunately I know the feeling. Only difference is, I'm enough of an asshole that I just told her that her pussy stinks and get the fuck out. I mean, you don't want to fuck her so why be nice?

  • 20 40
    Submitted by Kaden005 on Jul 29, 11 at 11:33pm
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    Tardiff?

  • 27 55
    Submitted by evangelina on Jul 30, 11 at 10:16pm
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    I should have warned you about Harley