super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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