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  • 74 49
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jan 4, 12 at 3:50pm

    Maybe his bowling/darts league is on Mondays.

  • 80 63
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 4, 12 at 1:43pm

    Either the girl he's thinking about while fucking you is someone he can connect with on Monday, or the sex is so bad that you're not worth missing the kickoff. Either way, he needs to cut and run because you're not all that. Next time don't be a wet blanket.

    • 40 61
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 4, 12 at 3:26pm

      yea if you can form coherent thought then you're doing it wrong

  • 70 46
    Submitted by tlovell on Jan 4, 12 at 1:35pm

    Dude had somewhere to be

  • 74 61
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 4, 12 at 11:06pm

    In his defense, he forgot to TiVo how I met your mother

  • 62 48
    Submitted by dann on Jan 5, 12 at 3:47am

    Thought of Day[9]. Promptly ejaculated.

  • 60 48
    Submitted by mthib on Jan 4, 12 at 3:50pm

    Definitely late for a date

  • 58 49
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 4, 12 at 5:27pm

    He was checking to see if he had enough time between bangin you and his appointment to sell his sperm.

  • 55 47
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 4, 12 at 2:46pm

    Had to get back to the wife/ girlfriend.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by 909Berdoo on Jan 4, 12 at 10:32pm

    According to Garfield, arent Monday's supposed to "blow"?

  • 57 54
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jan 4, 12 at 4:29pm

    He was just phoning it in. Move on

  • 47 56
    Submitted by jessica112 on Jan 5, 12 at 10:43pm

    Try fml

  • 42 56
    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:08am

    G@y.

  • 48 75
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Jan 4, 12 at 4:56pm

    No! It's Wednesday! And, now, he can't get it up for you! LOL