Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We had sex on a dog bed..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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