..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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