I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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