I wish my penis had an off switch
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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