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  • Submitted by dstone905 on Nov 28, 10 at 12:22pm

    I remember my first beer

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 28, 10 at 10:43pm

      you won't remember your last...

  • Submitted by hurleysurferman on Nov 28, 10 at 11:58am

    I can only guess it said "WTF I'm so drunk I downed a packet of salt waiting in del taco"

  • Submitted by caligal14 on Nov 28, 10 at 7:11pm

    '...food at Del Taco' is spelled correctly and that's all that matters.

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    Submitted by morningwood on Nov 28, 10 at 12:50pm

    Not all phones do have auto correct, many of them don't. It's very easy to have texts that are misspelled when you're drunk.

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    Submitted by jackandjill on Nov 28, 10 at 6:03pm

    Looks like someone has a touch screen.

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    Submitted by asdf on Nov 28, 10 at 3:39pm

    sounds like you really don't need any more help dehydrating yourself...

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Nov 28, 10 at 11:47am

    It's funny because this person is drunk so the can't text right

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    Submitted by squibkick on Nov 28, 10 at 8:36pm

    Eye'm a tardbox.

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    Submitted by hurleysurferman on Nov 28, 10 at 12:00pm

    I mean: I'm so drunk I downed a packet of salt waiting for food at del taco.

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    Submitted by Hierro on Nov 28, 10 at 5:31pm

    Not included: anyone asking for your belief. Fuck off.

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    Submitted by pmkatter on Dec 1, 10 at 11:00pm

    I love salt!

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    Submitted by gingy36 on Dec 2, 10 at 12:07am

    how did that go again?

  • Submitted by dyell on Nov 28, 10 at 4:18pm

    The misspelling is clearly fake because if you were this blitzed you probably wouldn't be able to open texts on your phone.... And the attempted text isn't even funny.

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      Submitted by RyanM on Nov 29, 10 at 1:25am

      ...because drunk texting is clearly a myth. No, no, that didn't happen last night at all.

  • Submitted by deniedaccess on Nov 28, 10 at 12:15pm

    Because phones don't have auto-correct you know? If it was a string of legible words that didn't fit together then I'd believe it.

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 28, 10 at 11:43am

    In Sovieet Russai, you makke drunc text look liec idiot. Fried!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 28, 10 at 10:42pm

      yup, dude's fried