Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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