the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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