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  • 75 64
    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 24, 10 at 9:54pm
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    As cheesy pickup lines go, that's not half bad.

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:33pm
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    Haha solid excuse

  • 53 37
    Submitted by XxLundqvistx30X on Jul 1, 10 at 11:35am
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    Epic Win. Nuff said

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:24pm
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    Because he forgot he told you that. Stupid

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:59pm
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    I love albino penises in me

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:59am
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    Lmao I respect this, but damn what a terribly awkward situation

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:15pm
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    Oh oh oh. First! Zomglolwtfomgrotflmao

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:26pm
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    God I love dumb ass chicks. You make the world go round

  • 64 65
    Submitted by melrod86 on Jan 24, 10 at 3:47pm
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    I would so marry him.

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:46pm
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    last.

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:28pm
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    Lmao

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:15pm
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:55pm
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    Good one

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:33pm
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    (818)prior to OP: I'm sorry but I have no short term memory, so how was the sex? What crazzzzzy things did I tell?

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:20pm
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    Third. And lol

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:45am
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    Hahahahaa.. Dumb ass bitch

  • 58 68
    Submitted by mmxx on Jan 26, 10 at 8:34pm
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    wow SOOOO fake.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:00pm
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    Fake.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:12am
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    Sooo 818

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:20pm
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    Hah! Fail. Both this text, and mr/ms. "first"

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Amby on May 21, 10 at 1:48am
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    My bf always says "but it's cold"

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:36pm
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    Bahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:21am
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    Sister youre telling me

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:07pm
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    thats awesome lol

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:44pm
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    No comments? First!

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:33am
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    @8:34 who the hell gives a shit if it's fake. It's funny everytime somebody tells you something do you go wow so fake. Screw you tfln police and suck mah D

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:18pm
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    First

  • 18 17
    Submitted by ChristyxBee on Oct 8, 11 at 6:28am
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    Holy crap that's original! Another one to the favorites! Haha