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  • Submitted by Herschel on Jan 24, 10 at 9:54pm

    As cheesy pickup lines go, that's not half bad.

  • 81 59
    Submitted by XxLundqvistx30X on Jul 1, 10 at 11:35am

    Epic Win. Nuff said

  • 93 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:24pm

    Because he forgot he told you that. Stupid

  • 86 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:55pm

    Good one

  • 94 97
    Submitted by melrod86 on Jan 24, 10 at 3:47pm

    I would so marry him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:15pm

    Oh oh oh. First! Zomglolwtfomgrotflmao

  • 88 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:26pm

    God I love dumb ass chicks. You make the world go round

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:59am

    Lmao I respect this, but damn what a terribly awkward situation

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:46pm

    last.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:15pm

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:33pm

    Haha solid excuse

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:59pm

    I love albino penises in me

  • 84 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:28pm

    Lmao

  • 83 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:20pm

    Third. And lol

  • 84 98
    Submitted by mmxx on Jan 26, 10 at 8:34pm

    wow SOOOO fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:33pm

    (818)prior to OP: I'm sorry but I have no short term memory, so how was the sex? What crazzzzzy things did I tell?

  • 82 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:00pm

    Fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:45am

    Hahahahaa.. Dumb ass bitch

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:12am

    Sooo 818

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:36pm

    Bahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:33am

    @8:34 who the hell gives a shit if it's fake. It's funny everytime somebody tells you something do you go wow so fake. Screw you tfln police and suck mah D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:20pm

    Hah! Fail. Both this text, and mr/ms. "first"

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:21am

    Sister youre telling me

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    Submitted by ChristyxBee on Oct 8, 11 at 6:28am

    Holy crap that's original! Another one to the favorites! Haha

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:07pm

    thats awesome lol

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Amby on May 21, 10 at 1:48am

    My bf always says "but it's cold"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:18pm

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:44pm

    No comments? First!