oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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