Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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