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  • 128 64
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Mar 14, 11 at 11:37am
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    can I store my ice cream in that freezer you call a heart?

  • 71 42
    Submitted by ttesroD on Mar 14, 11 at 11:49am
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    Seeing as how I caused the vocal cord damage that's facilitating the need for you to text instead of speak, I can see your point.

  • 73 47
    Submitted by Taipan on Mar 14, 11 at 9:35pm
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    Thank you for being the one OP on tfln that isn't like "omg he has a hangnail, he totally deserves a bj...!"

  • 58 45
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 14, 11 at 4:00pm
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    i suppose anal is out of the question then? i mean i have a PAPERCUT, honey!

  • 49 37
    Submitted by economizer on Mar 14, 11 at 2:11pm
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    So much for Manifest Destiny.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Duckguy503 on Mar 14, 11 at 11:38am
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    Sad panda!

  • 49 51
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Mar 14, 11 at 3:16pm
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    Not even a hand job. Can he at least feel your naughty bits?

  • 40 37
    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 17, 11 at 1:46am
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    Exactly, Taipan! I agree!

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Nessa555 on Mar 15, 11 at 4:15am
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    Haha.. U tell em!

  • 41 50
    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 14, 11 at 3:45pm
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    Quick, break a bone! But not THAT bone!

  • 40 50
    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 15, 11 at 2:49am
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    op probably lives in the friend zone, taipan has no idea what a woman feels like, and digthis1 can't comprehend 'manifest.'

  • 43 58
    Submitted by melonhead99 on Mar 14, 11 at 10:21pm
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    Bitch

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Greener on Mar 14, 11 at 2:09pm
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    Nice!

  • 36 55
    Submitted by MissSkyReaper on Mar 14, 11 at 11:31am
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    I know right

  • 40 71
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 14, 11 at 10:02pm
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    if a girl turns you down with that specific line, she probably not the most qualified for the sympathy bj.......so don't take it to hard kid.......