OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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