He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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Just put him out of his misery, you can borrow my gun.
You were really desperate enough to stick around after you saw the tattoo? Beggars can't be choosers...
Tell him and his heart tattoo to hang himself.
Here's a penis, and here's some clipart, and now you've fucked it.
It's still better than a dancing bear on his hip. Holy. Shit.
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