found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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