i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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