I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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