I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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