were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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