thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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