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  • Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 16, 10 at 9:57pm

    He's like a sex sniper. Takes his shot then disappears.

    • 48 61
      Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 16, 10 at 10:41pm

      This is very well played sir.

    • 54 55
      Submitted by r3d4wn on Aug 17, 10 at 5:33am

      Boom... Headshot.

  • Submitted by StonedKoala on Aug 16, 10 at 9:24pm

    be glad he doesn't fuck 'em and chuck 'em

  • 76 59
    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 16, 10 at 11:17pm

    Thank you Rulebook. And I respect your work a lot. Don't call me sir, I work for a living.

  • 65 46
    Submitted by RockAndTroll on Aug 18, 10 at 3:52am

    Fake. Black ppl aren't real

  • 67 53
    Submitted by zwuang on Aug 16, 10 at 10:12pm

    He's eventually gonna leave b4 he cums

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 17, 10 at 7:45am

    His shot will be in you for 9 months though

  • 61 61
    Submitted by MissManners on Aug 16, 10 at 10:53pm

    That's cold.

  • 60 59
    Submitted by 1BigDaddy on Aug 16, 10 at 10:53pm

    The man, the myth, the legend. It's our job, its what we do and then we move on!

  • 52 46
    Submitted by man_ho on Aug 17, 10 at 11:04pm

    Congrats. You just got the AIDS.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by meg007 on Aug 17, 10 at 1:15am

    Or she's some sort of human praying mantis...

    • 51 54
      Submitted by abyss on Aug 17, 10 at 11:21am

      One minute I'm getting gas, and the next I'm having sex with Sharon Stone!

  • 57 62
    Submitted by jam33jam on Aug 17, 10 at 2:11am

    f-ck bitches get money

  • 61 73
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 16, 10 at 9:47pm

    Raise the bar. The more you do it, the more of a pro you are.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by BlinkFan182 on Aug 17, 10 at 5:32pm

    Bang the drum slowly \nExcept the drum is a chick

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Kawng on Aug 17, 10 at 11:25pm

    Find her, feed her, f--k her, forget her.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by bankdis on Aug 17, 10 at 12:14pm

    This kid knows how to get business done! Golf clap is in order.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by finklestein on Aug 16, 10 at 10:10pm

    awful

  • 41 40
    Submitted by lmeyer27 on Aug 17, 10 at 3:02am

    Favorite

  • 55 68
    Submitted by JenBen on Aug 17, 10 at 1:08am

    Wham Bam Thankya Ma'am

  • 55 78
    Submitted by JDubbs on Aug 16, 10 at 11:19pm

    Beat It... Skeet It... And Leave It..... That's how I live my life

    • 50 53
      Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 17, 10 at 9:58am

      Sounds like a lot of self-lovin' happenin' here. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 16, 10 at 9:25pm

    Very nice job of a one hitta quitta

  • 53 80
    Submitted by cwelkman on Aug 17, 10 at 6:49am

    Enjoy your many STD's and unwanted kids. At least obammy will make sure you get welfare. LOSER

  • 48 72
    Submitted by nova11024 on Aug 17, 10 at 2:46pm

    "Toot it and Boot it."

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Dsev on May 19, 11 at 3:38pm

    I'd deffinatly do the exact same!!!

  • 37 55
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 18, 10 at 9:10pm

    Duplicate.

  • 49 85
    Submitted by lockdown23 on Aug 16, 10 at 10:37pm

    That's my motto, hit it and quit it, bang bang bang the drum.

  • 40 71
    Submitted by cdese on Aug 17, 10 at 2:55am

    Hit it, quit it, forget it, and be done wit it! That's my motto!