i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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