Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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