he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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