the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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