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  • Submitted by mrchang on Jul 3, 10 at 3:38pm

    Fuck yea go Germany! 4-nil

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 3, 10 at 6:44pm

    Soccer is like "Twilight" - they run around for two hours, nobody scores and all the fans say you just don't understand.

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      Submitted by Libertysoccer25 on Jul 4, 10 at 8:38pm

      haha yet another whiny prick! if you dont like it, dont worry about it!

  • Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 3, 10 at 4:18pm

    Stop advertising for apple

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    Submitted by cityylightss on Jul 3, 10 at 6:30pm

    Germany kicked ass! :)

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    Submitted by oombar on Jul 4, 10 at 5:44am

    Germany won 4-0 by the way, so they clearly scored. Btw, Twilight's for fangirls, football's the most popular sport in the world.

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    Submitted by ROTC on Jul 3, 10 at 6:25pm

    Beautiful haha

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    Submitted by Mr_Lova on Jul 3, 10 at 7:29pm

    How do you watch a soccer game on an iphone live at a wedding?

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    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 4, 10 at 2:30am

    omg win

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    Submitted by zac_dilena on Jul 4, 10 at 1:16am

    How?

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    Submitted by Mvrck609 on Jul 3, 10 at 5:04pm

    Amen. Was listening to USA vs. England while videotaping my cousin's wedding. Haha.

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    Submitted by DJMixalot on Jul 4, 10 at 1:48am

    And texting you all at the same time.

  • 68 67
    Submitted by nspyder on Jul 3, 10 at 11:38pm

    There's an app for that...

  • 74 80
    Submitted by justin53 on Jul 3, 10 at 8:27pm

    How did you get the game on your iPhone ?

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    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 4, 10 at 1:07am

    apparently one of he only iphone users with reception

  • 64 63
    Submitted by oombar on Jul 4, 10 at 5:35am

    FOOTBALL is actually 90 minutes, roughly, unless there's extra time and penalties, which doesn't happen too much throughout the year. If nobody scores, then how can teams progress through competitions and win leagues?

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    Submitted by meghan88 on Jul 3, 10 at 6:43pm

    Germany will take all

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    Submitted by bumbuffy46 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:13am

    How about Germany now go Spain

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    Submitted by jrod02 on Jul 3, 10 at 4:35pm

    Fuck yeah you blow off that wedding bro!

  • 64 67
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 7, 10 at 6:31pm

    Yes, because no other phone can do that. Apple sucks, Steve Jobs sucks, and you suck.

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    Submitted by roxy8990 on Jul 4, 10 at 6:45pm

    Bastian schweinstager is the shit!!!! I love duestchland!

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    Submitted by steezecommander on Jul 4, 10 at 1:29am

    Imkeithstone I agree with you completely.

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    Submitted by iloveyourmom on Jul 3, 10 at 5:50pm

    Well how about a DIVORCE and not a DEVORCE

  • Submitted by smithersrh on Jul 3, 10 at 4:42pm

    Steve jobs can suck this chode

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    Submitted by zomfgdrew on Oct 13, 11 at 12:51am

    too soon..... but GO GERMANY

  • 58 67
    Submitted by ilikesoup on Jul 4, 10 at 8:41pm

    Nice try, Apple.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by greenkid on Jul 3, 10 at 8:39pm

    That's the way to go!\nAnd Kieth stone, there were actually 4 scores so bad arguement

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      Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 3, 10 at 8:55pm

      I guess I'd know that if I was LAME enough to watch soccer. Maybe 4 years from now I'll pretend to be a soccer fan too.

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    Submitted by mcq53 on Jul 3, 10 at 8:27pm

    Mr lova if you had an iPhone you would already know

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    Submitted by ROTC on Jul 4, 10 at 9:03am

    Amen keithstone haha

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    Submitted by catface on Jul 3, 10 at 3:59pm

    Fuck yeah. Rio grande valley baby.

  • 67 97
    Submitted by jondime23 on Jul 3, 10 at 10:10pm

    Haha greenkid shut your mouth!

  • 58 80
    Submitted by 221133 on Jul 4, 10 at 9:25am

    Thanks again Steve Jobs

  • 56 79
    Submitted by pnankali on Jul 4, 10 at 10:55am

    Keith stone go suck a dick . Lemme guess you think baseball is fun and exciting ?

  • 49 66
    Submitted by aaronrocksg on Jul 4, 10 at 1:19am

    Alright kiethstone! Plagarism fucking rocks my socks!

  • 51 71
    Submitted by threepixel on Jul 5, 10 at 11:39pm

    w00t! Germans for the win!

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    Submitted by roachinabong on Dec 11, 11 at 6:33pm

    HOW DO I GET TV ON MINE!

  • Submitted by Soviet_Russiaa on Jul 3, 10 at 3:35pm

    I get first

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    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jul 6, 10 at 8:44pm

    yea cause steve jobs is jesus ugh apple gets on my nerves more and more every day

  • Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 3, 10 at 3:39pm

    Hey is this site new? Texts From This Morning. Sweet, glad i found TFTM!