You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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