I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I am one with the molecules
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Two words: nipple clamps
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