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I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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