You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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