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  • 72 56
    Submitted by xal0nenowx on Apr 3, 11 at 3:45pm

    and this morning I'm sure you, too, felt like settling on the ocean floor.

  • 70 55
    Submitted by mintyshake on Apr 3, 11 at 5:34pm

    Jackkkkkk! Come back!

  • 73 63
    Submitted by mynamedoesntfit on Apr 3, 11 at 8:07pm

    You realize this text isn't funny and is poorly punctuated, right?

  • 64 74
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Apr 3, 11 at 8:57pm

    you realize that this text sucks just like the movie right?

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Mik27pmc on Apr 4, 11 at 11:07am

    Those weren't whistles...

  • 51 56
    Submitted by digthis1 on Apr 4, 11 at 8:14am

    next...

  • 55 69
    Submitted by VSangel4ever on Apr 3, 11 at 8:54pm

    Great no I'm going to go cry and binge on ice cream :(

  • 52 66
    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Apr 4, 11 at 3:04am

    What

  • 53 69
    Submitted by 2LandBack on Apr 4, 11 at 1:53am

    You realize that you're a loser for even writing this down. Certain things shouldn't be shared with 3rd parties. For instance: you're a loser and the coolest thing you did last night was pretend to recreate a moment in Titanic.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Unnamed on Apr 4, 11 at 10:26pm

    Welcome to 1997...