It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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