Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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The word "handski" gives me such douche chills.
Wait until she snow blows you.
It took me a minute to realize what he meant by "handski". Holy shit. People still say shit like that?
Only true douche dribbles would even think of using a word like this.
thats how the hipsters of metro Detroit talk!
One word. Lotion
Hope she had a long lawn mower string to pull.
Handski? You ice her after that, bro?
Doesn't matter. You came
fuck you for saying handski in reference to a handjob. i'm happy you got a shitty one
The first image in my head was of the girl yanking on one of his pubes while making noises like a starting lawnmower.
@triple yeah but we do have a lot more access to the equipment so it's not like we can blame them for it
She clearly wanted to take your schlong home with her, so take it as a compliment.
@TTX95- I think you mean Blowski
In my experiences girls are not good at handers
Oh broski thats roughski have a brewski and you'll be good. Ski
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