I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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