I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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